...My Escape



napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married

It’s the best


if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom



on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college


my blog is an inconsistent piece of shit but at least i have fun

My Drunk Kitchen: Making people question things since 2011 x